Some lighthearted quips, harvested from Joe’s many trips around the sun; more will be added from time to time 🙂
*When I’m tired of winter I spray myself down with insect repellent or rub myself down with sunburn lotion. (Follow this page for more useful hacks)
*The one sure thing extraterrestrials will provide, is someone else for humans to pick a fight with.
*If I was doing any better they would either pass a law against it or tax it.
(This one is from Joe’s old friend Dave Wagenblatt. Joe and Dave served in the Vietnam War together)
*If I was a bird I wouldn’t be hanging around in no tree…I’d be flying my a.. off! 🙂
* I was never smart enough to be a crook or a politician. Forgive me if I’ve repeated myself. 😉
*If I did five good deeds everyday for the next fifty years, I’d still be in the hole. 😀
*The internet has done wonders to improve the character of man. Eh hem. 🙁
*I think we do some objectionable stuff out of boredom. (Stir that pot!)
*At this point am I still learning…or am I unlearning?
*I love the opportunities regarding space exploration. For instance, I think some people should be launched into space…and left there. 😛
*I don’t care to be the target of anyone’s anger or criticism; if I do it, however, there must have been a good reason.
*I never curse the referee’s when the call benefits my team. 😉
*If I didn’t do it this time, why can’t I wait till next time?
*There’s plenty of fish in the sea; they just don’t like my bait. 😀
*Every week new films, restaurants and various festivals pop up; how’d we spend all our time a hundred years ago?
*I love seeing all the old classic vehicles at car shows. When I remember the condition they were in when I owned them, however, my nostalgia quickly fades. 🙁
*Why do I always feel guilty when I use the “sneak a cup” feature on my coffee pot?
* A bald man purchasing shampoo is an example of long term memory over short term memory. 😛
*VA health care is like Forest Gump’s box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
*If Amerigo Vespucci had been named Roberto Vespucci, we would be called Bobbicans?
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